Are you fed up with: high crime and lawlessness, retail theft, homeless and squatters, prejudiced judges and idle biased prosecutors, incompetent officials and politicians, high prices and taxes, high rents and cost of living, highest gas prices in years, tolls everywhere, extreme car tab prices in Pierce, King and Snohomish counties?
Are you tired of politicians blaming it all on you, because you exist and produce heat and then you drive and produce CO2 and then you live and produce waste and so on and so on. While they use private jets, extort money from you in taxes and fund foreign wars, where they explode millions of weapons. Has anybody calculated how much heat those explosions actually produce, you think more or less than you using natural gas for heating your home.
And if you look back the last say 30 years, things have been getting only worse and that should tell you how good you are at picking your politicians. And if you pick one over this careerists of forever politicians again you will be doomed just like always.
If you don’t like this nonsense, if you don’t like chaos.
If your government’s destructive and it’s nailing you on cross?
I’m giving you this option, you have only this chance
Me you hire or get ready, to be doing “sorry” dance.
I am available for hire, for the governor’s job that you don’t admire.
For breaking corrupted two-party tradition.
I am nobody, the nonsense buster,
Professor of stupid, master of wackos, world chief psychiatrist, Sanity Keeper!
I was born among humans, I’m mortal like you –
and I’m the only opposition!
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